Muammar Gaddafi...you look like cooked bacon on a greasy paper towel

Muammar Muhammad al-Gaddafi^{[1][variations]} (Arabic: مُعَمَّر ٱلْقَذَّافِيّ‎ Muʿammar al-Qaḏḏāfī  audio (help·info); born 7 June 1942), commonly referred to as Colonel Gaddafi, is a Libyan politician and revolutionary, who has been the leader of Libya since a military coup on 1 September 1969, when he overthrew King Idris and established the Libyan Arab Republic.^[2] His 42 years in power make him one of the longest-serving rulers in history.^[3]

Throughout the 1970s and 1980s, Libya under Gaddafi was considered a pariah state by the West,^[4][5] which alleged oppression of internal dissidence, acts of state-sponsored terrorism, assassinations of expatriateopposition leaders, and crass nepotism exhibited in amassing a multi-billion dollar fortune for himself and his family.^[6] Gaddafi renamed the Libyan Arab Republic to Jamahiriya in 1977, based on his socialist andnationalist political philosophy published in The Green Book. In 1979, he relinquished the title of prime minister, and was thereafter called "The Brother Leader" or "The Guide" in Libya's Socialist Revolution.^[7][8]Gaddafi was a firm supporter of OAPEC and led a Pan-African campaign for a United States of Africa.^[9]After the 1986 Bombing of Libya and the 1993 imposition of United Nations sanctions, Gaddafi established closer economic and security relations with the west, cooperated with investigations into previous Libyan acts of state-sponsored terrorism and paid compensation, and ended his nuclear weapons program, resulting in the lifting of UN sanctions in 2003.

In early February 2011, major political protests, inspired by recent protests in Tunisia, Egypt and other parts of the Arab world, broke out in Libya against Gaddafi's government and quickly turned into a general uprising. Gaddafi vowed to "die a martyr" if necessary in his fight against the rebels and external forces.^{[10][11]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muammar_Gaddafi}